Out of the Mouths of Babes

"No, you're not the boss-Mrs. Teacher is!"

"Stop pretending to eat my trees-it's not funny."

"I never knew popcorn could smell so good for so long."

"I'm going to remember my homework tomorrow. I promise. Okay. . . maybe. But I might remember it!"

"2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12, 14, 16, I forget, 20, 22."

"HE'S Tooooooouuuuuuucccccccchhhhhhhhhing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"How old are you? You seem around 36 to me." (I'm 24!)

"I like it when you call me Big Daaaaaddddy."

"What do you do when we leave at 3:10? You eat lots of snacks, don't you?"

Yes kids, I am the 36 year-old boss teacher that eats lots of food when you go home.