My husband, folks

In the car driving to Mike and Kara's last night for tivo-ed (is that a word?) Heroes.

The Husband: "Did I tell you what Kara's making for dinner tonight?"

Me: "Yeah, spaghetti and meatballs, right?"

H: "Yep. But just spaghetti for you."

Me: "That's nice of her. I never even really liked meatballs when I wasn't a vegetarian anyway."

H: "WHAT? But they're balls. Of meat. What's not to like?"

Me: "Exactly. They're gross."

H: "They are the second best mode of meat delivery."

Me: "Dare I ask the first?"

H: "On a stick, duh."