Girls Night

Some of the comments from the evening may be offensive when taken out of context. Enjoy!

"When did you touch a penis for the first time?"

"I was only a kissing slut."

"It's long and skinny but gets the job done."

"Isn't Organic and Vegan the same?"

"What ever happened to. . ."

"What is average anyway?"

"Blokus!"

"I went to a funeral for an alcoholic and then I went to a winery."

"Your dog just peed all over the floor."

"We've got to do this more often."