The Husband was quite displeased when he saw my latest post.

"Aren't you going to tell the whole story?" he said.
"I was trying to fall asleep. What was the whole story?"
"I said 'Do you ever sometimes wish you could just take off your head to go to sleep?' and then you asked why."
"I guess I kind of remember. What did you say then?"
"I said, If I could take my head off I could sleep any way I want, even on my stomach and my head could just be sitting on my dresser."
"Oh yes, you're right. That makes you sound so much less crazy."