"Finally, you wore the same colored shoes."

Teacher: Your last spellng word is caring.

Student: Give me a bonus word.

Teacher: Please?

Student: Oh-I can do that! (and starts spelling "please" on his paper).

Teacher: Seriously?
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Teacher: Line up! We need to go inside and do math.

Student: I have something to tell you. It's incredibly important.

Teacher: Okay. What is it?

Student: I need to reschedule my lunch detention for Monday.
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They're dweebs.