Over the Moon

It's 4:30a.m.
I hate being awake at this time because all I can think about is how much sleep I can possibly get if I go to bed. Right. Now. But alas.
I'm awake.
Completely
100%
Totally
Awake
You know the kind of awake where people (what people?) say you should get up and do something? So instead of laying in bed, watching the god-awful boring ceiling, I got up.
Ate a bagel with cream cheese. Read blogs.
Mostly I got up because I don't want to wake up the husband. Why should two of us be miserable at work tomorrow?
I've got that covered.
Because I've got this great reason for being miserable.
A reason for not sleeping.
A reason for eating constantly.
A reason for feeling horribly sick most days lately.
It's pretty much the best reason in the world.
I'm totally pregnant.