I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried

In the car on the way to the movies tonight (Red Red Wine is playing on the radio):

The Husband: You know, in high school I knew a girl with the last name Redwine.
Me: No way. Are you serious? What was her first name?
The Husband: Anita.
Me: Her name was Anita Redwine? She had mean parents.
The Husband: I never really thought about it.

SAY IT OUT LOUD PEOPLE. Anita Redwine? That's good. By the way, Must Love Dogs is a very cute film.