What a Friday

So two students were talking incessantly today when I was trying to teach. Here's how it went.

Me: "You need to stop talking right now" (while I'm giving my most stern look ever).

Students stop talking.

A few minutes later, they continue to talk.

Me: "Please tell me what is so important that you couldn't wait until I was done teaching."

Third grade girl: "Well we were talking about hair."

Third grade boy: "No, YOU were talking about hair. I was ignoring you."

Me: "What about hair?"

Third grade girl: "Hair on your face."

Me: "What about it?"

Third grade girl: "I think I"m getting a moustache."